From the Horse’s Mouth

In an impromptu review, Stepzilla made the following statements about her lowly marketing staff—of course, each behind the other’s back:

Sharpie: She “needs hand-holding”
Sharpie made the honest mistake of trying to ask Stepzilla what she meant when she gave one of her convoluted, contrary, hypocritical draft changes.

Mavvy: She’s “just not getting it.”
Mavvy also made the honest mistake of trying to ask Stepzilla what she was supposed to do when Stepzilla only gave Mavvy half the information she needed in order to get the job done right.

Colormist: She’s “quirky and can’t be bothered.”
Score! So finally all my glares, eye rolls, and ignoring of Stepzilla have paid off. I’m quirky; she’s decided to stop bothering me.