Oh, I can breathe.

Stepzilla is on a two-week hiatus to Hawaii starting today. I’m just happy she’s going to be half-way to China.

Of course, she’s thinks we’re utterly incompetent without her lecherous self there to guide every comma (before and after the word AND) and paragraph rule (which she STILL doesn’t know how to find in InDesign). We’ve received various emails, post-it notes, meetings, and hand-written lists as to what we’re supposed to be doing. All of them have the same information repeated multiple times. Then, just for good measure, she sends a staff email out letting every manager in the building know every last detail of every single thing we’re doing.

I almost would rather talk to the two people that happen to have a freak-out session and ask us where their brochure is. However, Stepzilla wants to make everyone think she actually knows what’s happening.

When I heard her computer shutting down this afternoon I almost started giggling like it was Christmas morning. It’s the greatest present she could ever give us.

Even more icing on the cake is the fact that I have an interview tomorrow. It just pleases me immensely to know that I might have the opportunity to hand in my resignation letter to Carol the Skeksi while Stepzilla is on vacation. Not only would this ABSOLUTELY ruin her vacation, but my last two weeks at ICE would be Stepzilla-free. It would be fantastic. Just thinking of it gets me all misty-eyed.