To: Workplace Culture Team Complaint Box

To: Workplace Culture Team Complaint Box
From: Anonymous
Subject: Suggestion…

1. In order for the safety of ICE employees, I recommend Carol the Skeksi take a 6-week intensive driving class that covers all the rules of driving as well as a hands-on course with a professional Sears driving instructor.


2. I would appreciate any emails about dirty dishes that have somehow made their way into the dish cabinet be received by ALL ICE staff BEFORE 8:15am.


3. I would appreciate it to be a general rule-of-thumb that if there is dirty standing water in the dishwasher AND/OR if the standby button is blinking on the dishwasher, if someone would please continue the dishwasher cycle before putting the dishes back in the cupboard.


4. The second week of every month should be “Stepzilla-doesn’t-center-every-conversation-around-herself week”.


5. The speed limit in the parking lot behind the building is 5mph. Please do not attempt to hit employees crossing the parking lot, CEO-Lady. Pedestrians have the right-of-way.


6. Because SOME staff are unaware of certain bathroom etiquette, please post on the bathroom stall doors the etiquette of flushing, 2-stall policy, and using bathroom spray.