Clarks' official Resignation Announcement
Original announcement by Carol the Skeksi
Clark Kent has accepted a new position with the XXX research department and he will be leaving ICE. His last day will be March 3.
Clark first joined ICE as a temporary in Marketing in August 2003. He accepted the Assistant Editor position and became regular staff in October 2003. He has produced the calendar, flyers, checks, and many marketing pieces. He also organized the books sales at courses, and was "behind the scenes" in many events, adding flair to the staff retreat, holiday party, and more.
Marketing will have a farewell party for Clark. Details to come.
A Marketing position will be posted asap. Details to come. Questions can be directed to Step-on-me.
This was too funny to not post. The large paragraph is full of misinformation. I wonder where these people get their facts. I told Clark they must be talking about the other Clark that lives in the ceiling and comes out at dark.
Sentence #1 and #2 are accurate. #3 just points out the generic stuff he cranks out that involves no real talent. It’s the boring stuff that nobody wants to do in this department. He did not help organize the staff retreat or the holiday party and adamantly denies adding “flair” to anything at ICE.
The completely ignored the fact that Clark does most of the work that Step-on-me is SUPPOSED to do, but pushes off on Clark instead. Like budgets, coding, invoices, action plans, scheduling, etc.
REVISED Announcement by Colormist
Clark Kent has accepted a new position with the XXX research department and he will be leaving ICE. His last day will be March 3. (as if we didn’t all see this one coming?)
Clark first joined ICE as a temporary in Marketing in August 2003. He accepted the Assistant Editor position and became regular staff in October 2003. He received a measly 5% promotion within the next year and was forced to do a job he never wanted to do and does not like doing. He was eventually given a demotion in title to Marketing Assistant and was told “while you manage two people, we don’t acknowledge this and will pay you significantly less than everyone else in the department. He has been doing Step-on-me’s job since 2003 and he’s sick of it. He thinks she should do her own damn job as she gets paid twice what he does. He came up with the idea of a Fall Themed room for the Fall booksale and recommended continuing the fall theme throughout all mentions of the sale. He spent many hours decorating for this event and the final product received a national award. However, Step-on-me took all credit for the award and is getting her name published in a book for it. He wants it to be known henceforth that she had nothing to do with the Fall booksale.
Clark is so happy to be leaving ICE forever and will never-ever-ever forget the pain he felt while ICE ate his soul for two years. He strongly believes that Carol is a soul-eating skeksi and Step-on-me is an narcissistic bitch. He will only miss the nice people at ICE that didn’t continuously try to degrade him and this goes for Gonzo ten-fold.
Marketing will have a farewell party for Clark. Details to come.
A Marketing position will be posted asap. Details to come. Questions can be directed to Step-on-me.
Clark Kent has accepted a new position with the XXX research department and he will be leaving ICE. His last day will be March 3.
Clark first joined ICE as a temporary in Marketing in August 2003. He accepted the Assistant Editor position and became regular staff in October 2003. He has produced the calendar, flyers, checks, and many marketing pieces. He also organized the books sales at courses, and was "behind the scenes" in many events, adding flair to the staff retreat, holiday party, and more.
Marketing will have a farewell party for Clark. Details to come.
A Marketing position will be posted asap. Details to come. Questions can be directed to Step-on-me.
This was too funny to not post. The large paragraph is full of misinformation. I wonder where these people get their facts. I told Clark they must be talking about the other Clark that lives in the ceiling and comes out at dark.
Sentence #1 and #2 are accurate. #3 just points out the generic stuff he cranks out that involves no real talent. It’s the boring stuff that nobody wants to do in this department. He did not help organize the staff retreat or the holiday party and adamantly denies adding “flair” to anything at ICE.
The completely ignored the fact that Clark does most of the work that Step-on-me is SUPPOSED to do, but pushes off on Clark instead. Like budgets, coding, invoices, action plans, scheduling, etc.
REVISED Announcement by Colormist
Clark Kent has accepted a new position with the XXX research department and he will be leaving ICE. His last day will be March 3. (as if we didn’t all see this one coming?)
Clark first joined ICE as a temporary in Marketing in August 2003. He accepted the Assistant Editor position and became regular staff in October 2003. He received a measly 5% promotion within the next year and was forced to do a job he never wanted to do and does not like doing. He was eventually given a demotion in title to Marketing Assistant and was told “while you manage two people, we don’t acknowledge this and will pay you significantly less than everyone else in the department. He has been doing Step-on-me’s job since 2003 and he’s sick of it. He thinks she should do her own damn job as she gets paid twice what he does. He came up with the idea of a Fall Themed room for the Fall booksale and recommended continuing the fall theme throughout all mentions of the sale. He spent many hours decorating for this event and the final product received a national award. However, Step-on-me took all credit for the award and is getting her name published in a book for it. He wants it to be known henceforth that she had nothing to do with the Fall booksale.
Clark is so happy to be leaving ICE forever and will never-ever-ever forget the pain he felt while ICE ate his soul for two years. He strongly believes that Carol is a soul-eating skeksi and Step-on-me is an narcissistic bitch. He will only miss the nice people at ICE that didn’t continuously try to degrade him and this goes for Gonzo ten-fold.
Marketing will have a farewell party for Clark. Details to come.
A Marketing position will be posted asap. Details to come. Questions can be directed to Step-on-me.
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