Skeksis cant drive

Carol the Skeksi got a new car, a caddy, just a few months ago. She has this bad driveway that has a horrible drop in it. After the drop is the road. After the road is a cliff. After the cliff are trees and a park. I think you can see where this one is going.

She came into work one day late (very unusual for Carol) and very shook up. She just TOTALLED her new car. Of course, I’m amused and reveling in the karma. Turns out, this is exactly why she had to get a new car, because, a few months ago, she did the exact same thing to her previous vehicle.

Yeah.

So, she’s driving this monster truck of her husbands. I never did understand why bad drivers always have large vehicles. Perhaps they feel safe in them, but really they’re just murdering machines. I think bad drivers should be forced to drive Geo Metros. Everyone would be safe and happy if you’re only allowed to get an SUV or F350 if you have an immaculate driving record.

A few days after the accident, and Carol tells Step-on-me that she now has to park her husband’s truck at the bottom of the hill because he just put up a new mailbox and doesn’t want her taking it out again.

Within that short few days after totaling her new car, she manages to take out the mailbox with her husband’s truck.

Next thing I know, the elf-child of CEO-Lady is being forced to lend Carol-the-Skeksi his car while he’s on a ski trip. I think he’d be lucky to get it back in one piece.

Backing up a little bit, what employer would make their son lend a car to their employee. Why the hell wouldn’t Carol just rent a car? Wouldn’t her insurance cover it? She HAS to have insurance, right? RIGHT?

I should probably start donning a suit of armor when I walk across the parking lot now.