Attire by Step-on-me

In addition to my usual “ignore Step” and “doodle pictures on handouts” mood in this morning’s meeting, I also found myself jotting notes. I had to cover them up with a sticky so as to not appear too suspicious.

My notes:

Talking 24/7

I think it’s cute you think I’m interested

“What is this,” you ask? Why, these are captions to two teeshirts that Step-on-me purchased from “Ambercrombie.” She went on to add that, she agreed that “Ambercrombie’s” clothes run small and that’s why she purchased her niece size XL for Christmas. However, Step-on-me wears the “Ambercrombie” jeans and tee-shirts. She fits into a size SMALL tee-shirt, because it’s okay if she flashes some skin and they’re supposed to fit tight.

*SPEW*

I don’t even want to EVER think about catching a glimpse of Step-on-me’s stomach, especially when she’s talking about it while sniffling, coughing, and blowing her nose.

What’s really funny is the look on the OTHER girl’s (of the Sales Department at ICE) face who shops at Abercrombie. She started out the conversation saying that she likes Abercrombie, but that she has to buy an XL when she shops there. I think this is the first time the other girl has experienced such a reaction from Step-on-me’s blatant “I’m Better Than You” rants. Amazing thing is, the person Step-on-me is discrediting is the same size as Step-on-me.

And so the discontent begins…