coffee cup

From: xxxx
To: All Staff
Subject: coffee cup

I am missing my favorite coffee cup.  It is light brown, has a shopping list on one side and three small x's on the other.  I've had it for ten years and don't want to lose it now.

Please return.

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Advice to all work cup obsessors. This isn’t that hard to understand. Don’t put it in the dishwasher, wash it yourself.