Piper gets employed by non-demons

Piper gets employed by non-demons

Yep, she no longer works for the demonic ICE. So that 0% salary increase that she got for no pre-warned reason, it’s now a 33% salary increase. Nice, huh? I want a 33% salary increase.

She’s working for a tech-oriented firm in downtown. Step-on-me keeps acting like she was expecting it—just not right now. That’s about as vague as saying “well, I expect it to rain—just not right now.” Hell! She has told all of us that she knows we aren’t going to stay with ICE forever. So technically she’s expecting ALL of us to leave—just not right now.

Ugh.

I really hope Clark & I find new employment soon. That way we’ll be able to enjoy the holidays without getting depressed about going back to ICE. That would be the bestest Christmas EVER!

And hopefully this happens before Step-on-me finds out about my little hole here in the world. The sales department has already leaked information to Step about my secret covert operation here, and Step has mentioned that we should have a blog about our marketing antics. If you’re looking for this place in the near future and get an error message—you know what happened.

Piper’s last day is this Friday (11/4). We’re taking her out for dinner tonight and Step has some plan for cake & farewells tomorrow. One last chance for torture before she escapes; it’s the ICE way.