The Return of the Dishwasher Monitor

Note to the Dishwasher Monitor:

"Please do not leave garbage on the counter." - Marketing

So, you KNOW that you were wondering 'Hey, I wonder when the Mushrump is going to put up some more crazy pictures about their kitchen?' Well, your wait is over.

Gotta love our Dishwasher Monitor, Carol the Skeksi. I actually took a good picture that doesn't stretch the page. :)

So I come into work this morning, glum and grumpy as usual. I walk into the kitchen, nearly spew at the sight of partially chewed on leftover particles of food on the counter. What is WRONG with this woman?!?! Of course my day is instantly turned around by this disgusting sight. Yes, Carol is still insane. Instead of writing a pleasant, "Please rinse off or scrape your dishes before putting them in the dishwasher" note, she writes this disgusting insulting message that just makes me want to ralph all over the kitchen.

In fact, if it's not already gone by the time I finish this blog, I'm going to have to throw it away. It's just making me nauseated thinking about it. The problem is, there's probably just ONE (or maybe 2) person that's leaving food on their plate because they saw some commercial where the chick puts an entire cake into her dishwasher. I presume it's probably one of our younger messenger/gopher students that's doing it. However, Carol leaves this horrible note making everyone sick and rubbing everyone's nose into someone else's oversight.

Honestly, I'd hate to see how she treated her kids.

And why the HELL is she so preoccupied with the dishwasher again? She didn't pay for it, it's not her job, and there are more important things to worry about (like her job and changing my title) than whether or not there are food particles in the kitchen. Ugh.