Typical IM session in Marketing

Ever since Step-on-me began calling us ‘Chatty-Cathies’ for talking about pleasant & happy things at work, we’ve taken up Instant Messaging instead of talking out loud in the marketing office. Below is an edited copy&paste of our ‘typical’ chatting session. Our pre-Chatty-Cathy sessions would include discussions on law, politics, and what happened during the weekend—however, our post-Chatty-Cathy IM session mainly include rants about Step-on-me.

A prime example of why you should let you employees talk at work. At least you know what they’re talking about.


Piper says:
Did you tell Colormist about the Witches thing

Clark says:
oh no, I forgot about that

Clark says:
Colormist, they started totally going off about everyone and gossiping after you left

Clark says:
and apparently they all think that Einstein is in love with Toronto

Clark says:
and that Gonzo has a thing for Tinkerbell

Colormist-at work says:
LMAO

Clark says:
yeah, they think they are supreme beings

Colormist-at work says:
They're so full of themselves!

Clark says:
and they were bitching about poor Steph3

Clark says:
saying she was so annoying and stupid

Piper says:
Not something to be proud of

Clark says:
and didn't know what was going on, etc.

Colormist-at work says:
Steph3?

Piper says:
VERY insecure

Clark says:
yeah

Clark says:
and Piper tried to be nice

Clark says:
she's like, well, I thought she seemed really sweet

Colormist-at work says:
Of course she doesn't know! This was her first event for crying out loud!!

Clark says:
and they're like, yeah well, she's stupid

Clark says:
and then gosssip gossip gossip

Colormist-at work says:
What the hell???

Clark says:
and thene Step-on-me starts going off about Clone

Clark says:
but I guess she deserved it

Clark says:
but still! enough with the personal attacks already

Clark says:
im so sick of it

Colormist-at work says:
Really. It's not helping our morale and didn't we TELL Step-on-me to cut it out already.

Clark says:
cause she is a nice person

Clark says:
yeah

Clark says:
well Tinkerbell and Toronto were really working on it too

Clark says:
they were totally getting off about it

Clark says:
like they were all so far superior

Colormist-at work says:
Ugh

Clark says:
yeah i found it rather obnoxious

Piper says:
It was scary to watch

Clark says:
and Step-on-me was totally getting off on being called the "Hero of SSFI"

Clark says:
I HATE THIS PLACE!!!!! :(

Piper says:
They had just a schoolgirl mentality

Colormist-at work says:
LMAO!! I thought that was a crock of shit, if I've ever heard one!

Clark says:
I know

Piper says:
Yes she was all about how she was too fabulous at event planning and just incredible at marketing

Clark says:
and Toronto's like, well Einstein, surprise! that's what she used to do

Clark says:
she knows this stuff backwards and forwards

Clark says:
vomit

Piper says:
How could it be? And just one person!

Colormist-at work says:
vomit vomit vomit

Clark says:
She's superwoman

Clark says:
or wonderwoman

Colormist-at work says:
WonderStep

Colormist-at work says:
Able to take on marketing duties in a single bound, faster at event planning than a speeding plane--she's WonderStep!!

Clark says:
Supremely Superior Scrumptiously Sensational Step-on-Me

Piper says:
lol

Clark says:
sounds like a great show

Piper says:
Don't hate me because I can do EVERYTHING!

Piper says:
Echo echo

Colormist-at work says:
All the while patting herself on the back and mashing everyone else down with the heel of her shoe.

Clark says:
ah! great! I can see the picture in my head

Colormist-at work says:
She just needs a cape--no mask though, she needs everyone to know who she is.

Piper says:
She carries a pedestal with her everywhere she goes...


(edited for clarity & obscurity)