I think Debbie may be blind

So...I'm starting to think that Debbie, CEO lady's secretary, may be legally blind. It all started one day when she asked if the chick on the Winter Book Sale postcard was me. I told her it wasn't and she responded that she really thought it was me, she couldn't believe it wasn't. The girl on the postcard looks nothing like me. The only similarity is that we both have straight, medium length, brown hair.

Exhibit two: I overheard Debbie and Stepzilla in the hallway today discussing what they were going to order for today's meeting of the "lunch-bunch". I must add that Stepzilla has taken to hanging out with Debbie and the older ladies in the business office. Having alienated everyone in marketing and sales, she had to look elsewhere for people who would listen to her bitch about her idiot husband and talk endlessly about herself. Stepzilla commented that she was going to "use up like 100 points!" for today's luncheon. (I presume she's on Weight Watcher's?) Anyway Debbie commented on how ridiculous it was that Stepzilla should be concerned about what she was eating when she was already tall and skinny. She then went on to tell Stepzilla how they all just hated her because she dresses so cute and can wear whatever she wants.

OMG! I wanted to jump out of my desk and just grab Debbie and shake her. Doesn't she know that feeding this evil creature's ego will only make it continue to grow out of control? And dressing cute? Stepzilla? Maybe if Debbie's definition of cute is knee high transvestite boots, pants that are ALWAYS too short, and excessive amounts of jewelry. To me it looks like she closes her eyes, reaches in her closet, and puts on whatever she pulls out. I also wouldn't call Stepzilla skinny. Grossly disproportionate yes, skinny no.

Anyway, if I was Debbie I would be consulting my physician about possible loss of vision. Maybe even senility. ICE can do that to you...