To: Stepzilla
From: Sharpie
Date: April 3, 2007
Subject: Resignation
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Dear Stepzilla,
It’s with a happy heart that I am submitting my written notice of resignation from ICE effective one week from today. That's all you get. And if I had it my way... you wouldn't get that. My last day will be 4/13/06. Suck that, bitches! (sorry colormist, I just had to.)
Interviewing has been such a fun creative thing to do here lately. Coming up with new "appointments" not being the least of the creative process. But I was driven and determined to find something else since that has to be what you so obviously wanted. I mean no one on this earth could be as petty and self centered without wanting your employees to quit. No one could sleep at night with the degradation you heap upon us without an ulterior motive. Thanks so much for always encouraging me to find a new job in that wonderfully unique way of yours. My experience at ICE has been demeaning, miserable, destructive, abusive, and enlightening. I finally understand what all narcissism involves. And I only wish my voodoo doll actually worked. (again, thanks colormist. I couldn't have said it better myself.) Enjoy filling all these lovely, vacant, designer spots here in your department! I hope soon you have one more to fill... fingers still crossed for Mavvy!
Bite me,
Sharpie