TOP 10: “Favorite” Noises Overheard in the Sales Office

1. Any speak of Haute Couture from people who are more than a few pounds over weight who have no fashion sense to speak of. (i.e. Crocs, neon hot pant-capris, Hawaiian shirts)
   
   
2. Light-rock radio stations
   
   
3. Valley girl speak
   
   
4. Lengthy personal calls, which are VERY personal
   
   
5. The fax machine—especially when it announces, “your call cannot be completed as dialed, please hang up and try your call again” (repeated)
   
   
6. Name pronouncing (repeated)
   
   
7. Name spelling (repeated)
   
   
8. The Fray’s How to Save a Life (played no less than 5 times a day for the past two months)
   
   
9. Sales person talking on the phone while eating
   
   
10. Speaker phone busy signal for five minutes