Too sick to think up an interesting title

Why did I come to work if I'm so sick?

Well, I just took a five day weekend vacation. My sister is the one who got me sick just in time for work. Lovely, I know. So now I'm sniffling, sneezing, coughing, and my head's floating about 10" off of my shoulders. Perhaps I need some more meds.

I didn't want to call off sick because everyone knows how that looks.

"Let's see, you just took a five day vacation and you're calling in sick on the day after? How conveinent..."

I think I've lost control of both my arms and my mouth.

Somebody just came into the office looking for Clark. They commented on our door (which has been sticking and not closing). I answered, "It's stupid and they won't fix it."

Hmmm... not very work-like.

Perhaps I should leave early before I get myself in trouble.